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Jesse Katsopolis, America’s favorite sexy uncle, is still living in San Francisco. And his BFF is the country’s hunkiest mayor, Gavin Newsom. Plucky broadcast reporters Maggie Arlington and Alex Newkirk detail what happens when The Mayor meets The Hair.* They are also dedicated to debunking vicious falsehoods. For instance, Full House was not a sitcom. It was the first ever reality TV show. But, due to money-hungry TV executives’ desire to capitalize on captivating personalities and profound storylines that could never–never!–have been penned by anyone other than the big guy upstairs, the public has been convinced that Uncle J and the rest of the Tanner clan were played by actors.

Understandably, these busy gals don’t have much time for human contact. So, please, keep Maggie and Alex company on MySpace.

Want to know more about Maggie and Alex? Read their life stories!

Maggie Arlington: Surviving Loss, “Sexstacy,” and Infertility

Alex Newkirk: Separating the Woman from the Legend