Devotion Pays Off: The Photographic Proof!

Yes, Gavinites, that is our very own JesseGav disciple, Nona Morris, posing with the Gav. I’m sure you all remember Nona and the hairdoll she fashioned from hair collected on-site at City Hall. We’re sad to report that she decided against including the hairdoll in the photo op. But, she did detail the following exchange with the Gav:

Nona: Gavin! You’re my mayor! Can I take a photo with you?
Gavin: Sure…I work for you.

Sigh. The Gav cannot allude Alex and I forever.

Before I sign off, let’s address the giant, lumbering elephant in the room: Yes, it’s been exactly a month since we last posted. But, as always, we have an excellent, excellent excuse for our absence. (Remember, last time?) I don’t want to give too much away, but the reason for our absence can be explained by one or all of the following:

a.) A rip in the time-space continuum.
b.) Major, life-changing tragedy.
c.) Laziness.

Stay tuned for a gripping video account of a, b, and/or c.

–Maggie Arlington