GavinSucks.com Soon To Be GavinRocks.com?

It’s been a rough week, Gavinites. We weren’t prepared for the vitriolic response to our beer and cocktail attack on Dean of GavinSucks.com. (We were called “she-devils” and threatened with an attack from the infamous chickens.) And how could we possibly have expected such widespread coverage or linkage? (See: SFGate, SFist, SF Bay Guardian, SFPartyParty, Calitics, Left In SF, MortarBlog, Berkeley Bubble and GavinSucks.com.) Our server even temporarily crashed under the traffic surge, but the site’s back up and running. Thank goodness, because we have a very special update for you.

It was clear from his coverage of our recent encounter that Dean just didn’t get our message. We just want him to understand, that’s all. So, we decided to take things to the next level. And by “next level” I mean stalking, kidnapping and brainwashing.

(Also, note that Guy McCool has thankfully returned as our camera guy–no more missed or shaky footage! Though he is noticeably silent, due to a nasty case of laryngitis. Thanks for being such a trooper, Guy!)

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The Aftermath

Look, Katsopo-Gavinites–there’s been a lot of talk about our valiant confrontation last night with Dean of GavinSucks.com. Rest assured that I am not here to apologize for Maggie and I’s crusade at all, nor am I here to enter into all the ugly talk over whether it was a feat worthy of Magz and I’s stellar reputations. Um, when Washington crossed the Delaware, did snarky onlookers accuse him of “schoolyard antics,” or “shameless PR stunts?” No. Because he was standing up for what he believed in, and so it was with Maggie and I last night.

GavinSucks.com, This is War!

Dear Katsopo-Gavinites, we know that you’ll understand our uncharacteristic behavior depicted in the video below. Usually, we’re a pair of classy, winsome young women. But, we’re very protective of the Gav. So, when we heard that several San Francisco bloggers, including Dean of GavinSucks.com (don’t click the link, for the love of Pete!), were getting together to gripe about Gavin we knew we had to make an appearance.

And did we.

You’ll have to excuse the camera work–we’re broadcast reporters and much more comfortable in front of the camera. Plus, we were a little nervous.

After we let our feelings be known, one of the gathered bloggers yells, “That’s not cool!” You know what isn’t cool? Spleen-spewing blogs driven by pure jealousy.

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–Maggie Arlington

Chasing Jess

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Benefits of Prison

Wow, JesseGavinites. As we’ve alluded to on The Mayor and The Hair, our Jesse cab chase left us changed women. We’ve grown from the many new experiences of our little adventure–not the least of which are our new tattoos. Magz and I had to do something to pass the time while we were in prison, and our new BFF-Behind-Bars, Lola Mae “Toughcakes” Gummit, did us the honor of carving letters into our knuckles and then grinding ballpoint pen ink into the wounds to create our very own JesseGav prison tats!

 

Follow That Cab!

Change can take years, months, weeks or days. Sometimes, though, it takes just 24 hours. We are changed women. And as a result, Katsopo-Gavinites, you are changed, too.

As detailed by our earlier video report, late Thursday night we received an instant message from a dedicated JesseGav disciple who reported that he was riding in Jesse’s cab. We immediately left in pursuit of our hirsute hottie and didn’t return until just past midnight on Friday.

It was a gut-wrenching, heart-breaking, hair raising 24 hours. We’ve been working all weekend on a video recap–stay tuned for the final product Wednesday night. Just to tide you over, we present the top ten signs that you’re riding in Jesse’s cab…