Archive for January, 2007
Part 2: The Guy McCool Interview
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Maggie Arlington, Alex Newkirk v. Brittanie Mountz
We’re willing to grant a person their privacy, so long as they don’t brazenly thrust themselves into the spotlight. But, Brittanie Mountz is well deserving of the public ‘s scorn. Without further ado, we present to you Maggie Arlington and Alex Newkirk v. Brittanie Mountz.
Exhibit A: Political Kryptonite & Friendship Ruiner
First, the 20-year-old Brittanie lied about her age to the unsuspecting Gav in order to score a date to the opening of the San Francisco Opera. She savagely took advantage of the Mayoral Office’s one well-known blindspot–marshalling information on Gavin’s public image and anything that could possibly adversely affect it. (more…)
Part 2 of Maggie and Alex at the Wax Museum!
Let me guess: You’ve been perched on the edge of your seats since we left you hanging in the middle of our riveting Wax Museum adventure. We’d gone in search of a wax Gavin or Jesse — naturally, San Francisco’s two most beloved residents would be honored this way — only to find figures of dead presidents with limp, lifeless hair. Things turned up when we happened upon Wax Jesus; JC was clearly enlightened by a little thing known as conditioner. But, things only got better, my friends! Up next? The Hall of Horrors!
–Maggie Arlington
Part 1: The Guy McCool Interview
Yesterday, we introduced you to Guy McCool, our cameraman and resident Full House expert. Today, we’re bringing you the first part of our intimate sit-down with Guy. The topic at hand? Jesse Katsopolis and, naturally, his hair.
Introducing Guy McCool
Alex and I are thrilled to introduce you to our cameraman Guy McCool. He’s also a Full House expert and a constant source of inspiration for us. I think it’s clear why from the video below. Enjoy!
–Maggie Arlington
Hair Doll Mania Strikes San Francisco
Let’s be honest: The Mayor and The Hair is driven by our unwavering fidelity–on every level–to Gavin Newsom and Jesse Katsopolis. We don’t do this for the fame, but it’s certainly an unexpected and much-welcomed side effect. Though, as much as we would like to take credit for our fans’ incredible devotion, we are under no delusion that we alone inspire such zeal. Anyone or anything associated with JesseGav is turned to gold.
So, it is no surprise that our hair dolls have spread through this city as fast as Vespa scooters and tapered jeans. (Seriously, have you been to the Haight lately?) JesseGav disciples are making good use of our new “contact us” feature, inundating our web server with photos of their home-crafted hair dolls. One such fan, Nona Morris, sent us a photo of her and her boyfriend, Jacob O’Donnell. Poor schlub–she told him she’d made the hair doll from his (and, might I add, copious) hair. I would venture to say that Nona is nearly as diehard as Alex and I; she carries her hair doll with her everywhere she goes. Last Saturday night at The Bubble Lounge–in the middle of the dance floor–she seized the opportunity for a public hair doll photo op. Brave Katsopolista, you inspire us all.
–Maggie Arlington
A Wee Disaster
Hello to all my Jessiciples and Gavostles. I’m happy to say that this yet another post that Magz and I can chalk up to you–our beloved fans.
On Sunday afternoon, approximately 14:00 hours, JesseGav superfan Chas Fjorn emailed in to JesseGav HQ via our new contact page to pass along the news that “a male 80′s TV celebrity” was rumored to be milling around the Haight-Ashbury that very second. Needless to say, Magz and I dropped our lunch of Lean Cuisine over the latest issue of Doll Collector Magazine and dashed to investigate the claim. Had Uncle Jesse been spotted? (more…)
Indeed, He Is That Good Looking
In these photos, Oakland’s Mayor Ron Dellums looks downright flummoxed by Gavin Newsom’s dashing good looks, flirtatious tongue-biting and perfectly gelled mane. Which, dear readers, seems a gem of an opportunity for a…CAPTION CONTEST!
Like, New Yorker-style. Except instead of publishing the most unfunny, curmudgeonly captions — bitter grumble — we’ll let them all see the light of day on this here corner of the World Wide Web. Have at it!
–Maggie Arlington
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